December 2011
2 posts
gentle giants
i have a business idea that i’ve shared with everyone who will listen to me in the past 2 months. now i will share it with the rest of you. i envision the info-mercial for my business to start like this:
“have you ever wished that there was a person that was as proportionally big to you as you are to a child? have you ever wanted someone to pick you up and carry you out of a...
siri can't help you now
my sister posed an interesting question at thanksgiving dinner: if you suddenly time-traveled to the past (~200 years) and were stripped of your modern day possessions, how would you prove you were from the future? note - you don’t wanted to be convicted of being a witch and hung.
my immediate answer: i would tell them that in the future, you can talk into your tiny hand computer and it...