January 2012
2 posts
hey sami, is this what you envisioned?
every year, my old college roommates and i exchange secret barbie gifts. it’s secret barbie because we used to live in the barbie dream house (aka the BDH). you probably don’t want to or need to know more, but if you do, see post from oct 28 of last year for more weird details. anyways, this year, sami got me a pasta maker. how hipsterish - i love it. so, on sunday, jason and i...
Jan 9th
postman in san francisco
when i was in elementary and middle school, i used to know the words to every single song on the radio. this did not impress my parents. they thought i was spending my time learning the lyrics instead of doing my homework. so they did what most russian parents do. they threatened me. but here’s the funny part. their threat was, hilariously, that if i didn’t do my homework and study...
Jan 3rd