i have a business idea that i’ve shared with everyone who will listen to me in the past 2 months. now i will share it with the rest of you. i envision the info-mercial for my business to start like this:

“have you ever wished that there was a person that was as proportionally big to you as you are to a child? have you ever wanted someone to pick you up and carry you out of a restaurant when you were tired? all this could be yours, with gentle giants.”

here is a visual:

gentle giants are, as you may imagine, giants. they act like your parents if it was acceptable for your parents to treat you like a 5 year old, but with a twist. your gentle giant could carry you home when you were tired, put you in your pjs, take out your contacts, and plug your phone in. they would also make sure your alarm is set. i would personally use a gentle giant in the following scenarios:

1. out to dinner and i don’t want to wait for the check.
2. getting through the airport.
3. driving late at night.
4. calling at&t.

there are more. but that’s where i’d start.