this has been my iphone to do list for about two years:

good news: i finally convinced my landlord to replace my stove from 1972. i also refinanced my car dropping my APR by over 6%. ironically, when i was pulling out of the parking spot at the bank, a guy in a hummer almost hit me. i drive a mini. he would have rolled over me.

bad news: i have yet to make chocolate covered apricots.

more pressing bad news: i still don’t know why i never received my spanish diploma. i swear i graduated.

nah, i think i’ll just stick to making chocolate covered apricots before moving onto the rest of the list. sounds more intrinsically rewarding.