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Jun

inventions

two things i’m surprised have not been invented yet:

  1. waterproof adult books
  2. teleporting

i love to read while floating in a pool. or in the bathtub. and i am not talented enough to keep my hands dry or not get splashed. the only books they make waterproof have three words and animals on them. how about a good waterproof novel? 

as for teleportation, that would change my world. 

anyone up for some discovery?

  1. canichipwichya said: I think you can get a nook otterbox that’s waterproof. And you mean like adult romance novels? Skanky pet.
  2. threevees posted this